Friday, March 09, 2007

If your computer catches a virus while downloading porn, is that still counted as an std?/ I can't believe you are cheating on me... with your wife.

Hey everyone *waves like mad* How are we all? hope you are good. Just giving a little update, since I haven't given one in ages for you all who still check this thing. You must love my ass. Thanx for sticking 'round and yada yada yada. (Yeah that really showed my appreciation *shakes head*)

Anyway, things have been good. Uni, I love this place. Minus the work load and certain ecspecailly this person below...



This is fiona. I mean I didn't like her at first, then I grew to like her. Now I like her but I don't.
Reasons being:

She is so fashion concious it hurts.. I mean she is like going around asking everyone why they aren't in skinny jeans (ewwwww.). SKINNY JEANS SUCK ASS MAN.
She is always saying stuff like oh that person is so ugly and why are they wearing that and yada yada.
She is always talking about her inheritance and how much money she has.She depends on her 'rents too much , that if they left her for one day, she would commit suicide because she would be so clueless
She lies like a professional
She is a user
A fake. *dances around* Just look at me, look at me nooooowwwww... I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
There are so many things that I dislike about this girl. I can't believe I actually once upon a week ago considered her as a friend.

Anyway, couldn't go to a lew tutorial and I told sandra to take my baby (my mp3player) and record the tutorial for me. Since I would be in the library trying to finish off my Working in orgz assignment.
So sandra took my mp3 player and recorded the tutorial. Little did miss fiona know that, that happened. So when I was just about to start my law Assignment (oh I love law. Its so interesting) I thought I would listen to the tutorial to get some ideas. I heard fiona saying to my lecturer, that she didn't think I was going to pass Law, that I was not capable of completing this course. That she is better than me in all subjects. Telling my lecturer that I am bunking the tutorial because I couldn't be bothered to come.That she gave me notes from the last tutorial and I couldn't understand them.
As you can Imagine when I heard this, my mouth was like hanging... This is the reason why. In Law and other subjects, I have to help fiona, take time and sit with her in the library to explain crap to her. In working in Orgz we had a TCA I had the 2 highest score out of my business group, and the girl never gave me no notes, she just said that I had to be in lecture to understand them. When I also insisted on her giving me the notes she happily declined.

So I then started my law assignment and stayed up all night to do it. So When I got to uni I could find the rest of my cases and acts to cite. Sign it in and go home. So I got to the library after staying up all night. I come across fiona in the library. Guess what, girl has just started the assignment is now asking me for help. This is where my plan came in... but I wont discuss it here.
So I went about doing my work, she started carrying books to me, sucking up, being nice, just so I would help her. I outlined what she had to do and I helped her no further. I acted like nothing was wrong as everyone knows, I am damn great at.
I was talking to sandra and Aj about it. Lets just say certain things are already in motion.

To all the people who thought my life shattered into a million pieces (let me have time to tell you it didn't it was hardly an indent) when they left this is for you *laughs*:
And also to my close knit of friends this is a update that you probably already know hehe:

Things are good. I am moving again soon by the end of this month. I only have one more assignment to do for the rest of this year *w00ts*.

I am actually third in the whole uni, its a system they have to make their students work harder and I am third. Go cordie, go cordie.

I am going paintballing in two weeks with my uni mates. omg I can just imagine the war there is going to be. lol.

I am actually a christian now. Lol scary stuff I know. I do sometimes still havbe the tendancy to swear, but its a bond I need to break.

I don't drink anymore. If I do have a drink, I dont drink to get drunk. (Yeah I know everyone is saying, well what's the point then. Drinking gets tierd after a while. but for the new people, have your fun while it lasts lol)

I might have a job as a training Legal executive when I leave uni.
Apparently I am a guy magnet at the moment. Everyone must be on drugs because everyone fancies me. Honestly, I keep asking Kaz is everyone going crazy, has everyone lost their minds lol.

Buying a new guitar by the end of next month.YEEEEAAAHHH BABY MONEY SPENDAGE LOL.
Might be have a get together for my 20th. God I feel so old. I act so mature now, its actually starting to scare me. I mean I have my moments when I regress for a while.

I found out that Jay (yes jasmine) watches the bratz tv programme on a regular basis. aWWWWW. LOL.

Might be travelling around u.k come summer and maybe america, if I am lucky. I'll be going Scotland,Manchester (david is planning to stay up there),dorset,Yorkshire (yey vic mate another visit coming your way.Awww this time I can't jack any posters outside the cinema in the town :(lol),leed and a few others.

oh and do you remember in Buffy, the becoming part 2 where willow started chanting in her evil crazed eye way. The fact that I had watched that episode so many times the incantation got stuck in my head. Well guess what I found out it actually does mean something. Its latin. I thought it was.

Te implor doamne, nu ignora accasta rugaminte! niche morth niche althientay. Lasa orbita sa fie vasul care i va transporta sufletul la el![I CALL ON YOU, GODS, DO NOT IGNORE THI SUPPLICATION!LET THE ORB BE THE VESSEL TO CARRY HIS SOUL TO HIM!] este scris, aceasta putere este dreptul poporuil meu de conduce [IT IS WITTEN, THIS POWER IS MY RIGHT TO WIELD] Asa sa fie! Acum [LET IT BE SO! NOW!] lol I was speaking Latin all this time lol.


Things are turning out to okay, really okay.

anyway people, I am off. I may comment again... or just add to this one.

Niggahs I love ya like a fat guy loves cake xxx


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